no-username-describes-me: teddylupinofficial: makeup is a fucking art and if you shit on girls who wear makeup i will shit on everything you hold dear Thank you👐 (via teddylupinofficial)

no-username-describes-me:

teddylupinofficial:

makeup is a fucking art and if you shit on girls who wear makeup i will shit on everything you hold dear

Thank you👐

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are-you-lost-or-incomplete:

i bet none of you remember when Chris Brown was on yay me staring London Tipton
queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana
“Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.”
sovietunions: one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home (via koalatea)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

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demigodofhoolemere: my-gosh-its-snowing: thelof9: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care stop guys we’re friends remember Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.  You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50. hey guys what’s what’s going on over here? I just choked tumblr country wars are the best (Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via digitalsapien)

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

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pricantaz:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

Zeus