“Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.”
sovietunions: one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home (via koalatea)

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

(via koalatea)

demigodofhoolemere: my-gosh-its-snowing: thelof9: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care stop guys we’re friends remember Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.  You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50. hey guys what’s what’s going on over here? I just choked tumblr country wars are the best (Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via digitalsapien)

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via digitalsapien)

pricantaz:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

Zeus
pleasecornetobrazil: "omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro" (via koalatea)

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

(via koalatea)

asensibledemi: thirstlou: remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing I can’t even explain how right this is (Source: dicksconnected, via winterdaddy)

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

(Source: dicksconnected, via winterdaddy)

“A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking And today I don’t know how to even say hey”
e2m18p95: jennapatd: calligraphicwaves: If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that. IMPORTANT Pls listen to this

e2m18p95:

jennapatd:

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

IMPORTANT

Pls listen to this